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Malware As A Service(sh.itjust.works)

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Logh@lemmy.ml
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Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

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SkyNTP@lemmy.ml
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Not too surprising if the people making malware, and the people making the security software are basically the same people, just with slightly different business models.

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Eylrid@lemmy.world
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Classic protection racket. “Those are some nice files you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if anything happened to them…”

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Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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Reminds me of the tyre store that spreads tacks on the road 100m away from their store in the oncoming lanes.

People get a flat, and oh what do you know! A tyre store! What a lucky coincidence.

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JackbyDev@programming.dev
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It sounds like the name of a political protest group.

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dmention7@lemm.ee
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It literally sounds like a DDoS!

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bruhduh@lemmy.world
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Botnet if you will

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