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Actually it’s yippee-ki-yay, melon trucker

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The cable tv version of die hard 2 that we taped as kids was “Mr. Falcon”.

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“I am tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!”

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“This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

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Thanks for the chuckle. I’m giggling like a school girl on the couch and my wife thinks I’m nuts.

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You’re a casserole!

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i’ve never understood how “mother father” is supposed to be even remotely viable as a replacement, it sounds utterly nonsensical. Are we talking my maternal grandpa? My paternal grandma? Or maybe we’re talking about someone’s hermaphrodite parent?

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I think it’s just supposed to sound somewhat similar.

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