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Some Mnemonics(sh.itjust.works)

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authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org
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THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

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The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots

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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

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