Lol apparently so did millenials ;)

It’s a different grade of paper, usually flat and without the ridges that make paper towels absorbant (or at least the “look I’m absorbant” marketing signifier). Very very cheap napkins and paper towels are mostly indistinguishable.

Paper towels are (traditionally) rolled on a cardboard tube and meant to clean up larger messes.

Napkins are meant to adorn a table and clean one’s face while eating.

A paper towel is a napkin but a napkin is not a paper towel.

Lol fine

Napkins are shit and deserved to die. You need to clean your face, a paper towel is better. You need to clean a general mess, napkins are useless. You need to blow your nose or touch a sensitive orifice or mucous membrane, Kleenex is your boi… Napkins were a dumb waste of additional manufacturing lines and supply chains.