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I’m partial to “fuckton.”

A fuckton of geese. A fuckton of sheep. A fuckton of ice cream.

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The only time Americans will use metric /s

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Nah, that’s a « fuck-tonne »

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A fuckton is 2000 fucking pounds. A fucktonne (note the spelling… metric) is 1000 fucking kilograms.

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English fuckton, not metric

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Metric fuckton has more punch though.

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Nah, Americans use metric for selling drugs at the very least.

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Also for gun calibers (is that the right word?)

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Drugs, not even ounce

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You can’t buy a cup of crack in the US?

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Fun fact, in America, a ton is 2000 pounds, which is slightly less than a metric ton. In America if you order a ton of bricks, you’d get less bricks than you would if you ordered it in France.

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Damn shrinkflation

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