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Enterprising Texan pervert invents a dual-function gun-dildo that is constitutionally exempt from sex toy laws.

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A gun made entirely out of weed. Why hasn’t this been done before!

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Cheech and Chong were on the right track with their weed van.

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Pump action shotgun dildo

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I have seen some interesting sawzalls online…

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Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.

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