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I used to work for a popular wrestling company, billionaire owner, very profitable, would write off any OSHA penalties as the ‘cost of doing business’ just as they did in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

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Nothing? No recognition at all? I see you. I validate you.

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Uhm are you the original or a copy cat? Although not sure why I ask I will not be sure it’s true. Unless of course on reddit you mentioned this account or something.

EDIT: Nevermind I already saw you aren’t them.

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I’ve actually worked several WWE events and despite the fact that Vince is a monster, they were a great show for locals to work on. There’s lots wrong with wrestling, listen to the Behind the Bastards on Vince.

I will say that Dan Snyder is a cunt of epic proportions, different sport/job but the amount of cunt he appears in the media is significantly less then reality.

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4 points

Not the real one, comment doesn’t feel right.

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1 point

mother. FUCKER YOU ARE HERE!!!

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2 points

Holy moly

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4 points

Thanks for keeping the tradition alive.

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5 points

Well done

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14 points

I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE HERE

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5 points

I don’t know if you’re the real one… but you’re beautiful.

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I want to believe… but the morph has always been exactly.

“nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.”

But I want to believe…

Edit: looking back at previous shittymorph posts. Grammar, punctuation and delivery is at much higher standard… I’m sad 😢. I’m hoping that I’m way way wrong. Can anyone reach out to shittymorph on reddit to confirm?

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I need a community for shittymorphs

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21 points

Confirmed imposter. Sorry everyone. 😢

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2 points

Thank you for doing the research we all needed.

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I assumed as much when the story didn’t go on for at least three paragraphs first.

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58 points

That is quite an astute observation, in fact many folks would have overlooked such precise details. As you could imagine, with newness and changing situation such as a major platform shift, and as we enter a revolutionary technological time period in hopes of a prosperous fediverse, it’s easy for us to become a overzealous and infatuated with all the excitement, but we must remember, it pales in comparison to the crowd’s excitement in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

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30 points

😢 I don’t know what to feel anymore.

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15 points

I’m not even mad. Feels like being home.

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5 points

And so it continues…

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8 points

Aw shit. Here we go again.

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good

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18 points

You son of a bitch, I don’t know if you’re the og shittymorph, but I missed that bastard.

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4 points

I want to believe

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I can die happy now, having seen this on the fediverse. Amazing.

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14 points

Oh shit the legend lives on.

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