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Croc sex frenzy: Low-flying army choppers spark romp in the swamp(www.abc.net.au)

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Crocs at a Rockhampton reptile farm were flung into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy after a Chinook helicopter hovered low over their pools – and the erotic explosion has researchers very interested.

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Maybe they sexually identify as an Apache Chinook attack helicopter…

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We haven’t had a Chinook attack helicopter since Vietnam, but the ACH-47A was quite formidable

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quite formidable

Awfully saucy, bordering on randy, one might say.

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