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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality(thehardtimes.net)

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PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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Snow ≠ Christmas

It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it’s Easter themed, since it’s literally a crucifixion allegory.

Edit: I’m a big dumb wrong person.

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some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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What’s your case for Home Alone then?

That’s a Christmas movie to the core.

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ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Wait is anyone debating this?!

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Zorque@kbin.social
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Because its an article specifically meant to infuriate people who get into these kinds of discussions.

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some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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God forbid we talk about articles on Lemmy!

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Zorque@kbin.social
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Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

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PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

He (Santa) arms the children.

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0ops@lemm.ee
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I remember that was in the movie too!

I need to rewatch those

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Blakerboy777@kbin.social
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@Zorque

@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it’s always winter and never Christmas.

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0ops@lemm.ee
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So with Santa’s help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you’re not convincing me that Narnia isn’t a Christmas movie

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