This seems like a pretty useful feature.
Let me paraphrase you:
“I have no idea how people can enjoy something I hate, since I can’t understand that, they must be brainwashed”
Now to answer your actual question, “why do people buy iPhones?”
I use an iPhone 12 Mini, I bought it as I needed to upgrade from my iPhone 6s.
I have used Android phones and tablets, they are great devices, and I liked them.
Why do I still use an iPhone if I like Android?
Because I like iOS more than Android.
The main reason is that Android is made by a marketing company, and I allways feel like they are looking over my shoulder when I use Android, iOS doesn’t give me that feeling, though I do realize that they probably are monitoring my use, but the feeling isn’t the same.
If you are representative of Android users
Fuck no, Android is awesome iOS is awesome, I’m kinda struggling to decide which my next phone is gonna be tbh.
