I’m Jewish and have been told very angrily that I killed Jesus more than once. It’s fun.

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It is perpetually disappointing the extent to which so many people who claim to be Christians fail to understand even the CliffsNotes version of the Gospel.

Jesus’ arrest was probably bound to happen sooner or later though. As noted Biblical scholar Andrew Zaltzman has often pointed out, Pontius Pilate was a law and order administrator, and Jesus was absolutely guilty under the law at the time.

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Also, without Jesus’ arrest and crucifixion, he wouldn’t have died and been resurrected, saving everyone’s souls. So shouldn’t Marjorie be thanking Jews for that?

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And when the flying spaghetti monster flew out of his butthole and pasta for our sins we were saved a second time. Making humans the most saved beings in this universe at least.

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All in the span of 5,000 years, too.

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That was only yesterday, image what his Noodly One will do today.

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Jesus was absolutely guilty under the law at the time.

Guilty of what? Insulting the Jewish Religion and trying to reform it? That wasn’t a crime in the Roman Empire.

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Tbh, Jesus probably didnt exist anyways.

They started writing about him almost 100 years after his supposed death, and AFAIK theres zero proof outside the bible that he existed.

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The earliest set of Pauline epistles have a consensus dating around 50, 20 years after the nominal death of Jesus.

The gospel of Mark has consensus dating to 70, 40 years after the nominal death of Jesus.

Multiple Jewish and Roman historians wrote about the existence of Jesus, who weren’t all getting their information from the Bible. There is a long and well-sourced Wikipedia article on this.

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This is patently false and easily disprovable with a cursory google. Please do not spread misinformation.

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Prove it instead of casting doubt.

You’re the wrong party here, your search will prove it.

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…and Pontius Pilot was one historical figure we can prove exists. In letters from Rome telling him to stop genosiding so many Jews. We are supposed to believe that if this really happened, such a guy cared what the Jews thought, and would give them a choice on who to kill? Really? He would have killed Jesus, the other guy, and the crowd for good measure.

It’s clearly written to absolve Rome of any guilt since they founded the religion and all of the source material is more likely attributed to Mithra and Simon Magus.

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Apparently, Christians are not the only ones who lack basic knowledge about the history of Jesus …

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Neat theory

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This. Why don’t these people understand that Jesus died for EVERYONE’S sins?
WE ALL KILLED JESUS. Accept Him and repent.

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I never killed anyone though. That’s just emotional manipulation.

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What you don’t think you’re a sinner for… checks notes …being born?

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In a wider sense, just by shopping in the supermarket or owning a cellphone, you are participating in worldwide exploitation and mass murder.

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Sounds like you’re not very good at being a zombie or a pirate then.

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I never asked him to do that and I don’t particularly want to go to an afterlife filled with sanctimonious Christians, so I’ll take the L, thanks.

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Valhalla seems pretty chill, I’ll look forward to seeing you there… or maybe I’ll go chill with my pa in the sky people’s city. Honestly, I think I’d probably want to be an afterlife tourist… I wonder how early I need to book that.

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20 points

You gotta be mentally ill to believe this shit.

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If Jesus died for our sins then we’re letting him die in vain by not sinning.

sin for Jesus friend.

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8 points

I’m going to spill my seed for Christ.

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15 points

Na

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14 points

You all can have your little LARP and potluck, but kindly leave the rest of us the fuck out of it. I get that the world sucks and thinking someone will give you cookies for taking all the shit rich folks pile on you day after day is appealing, but it’s just excusing your own exploitation. I’m not about that life.

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6 points

Make me, pussy.

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Speak for yourself.

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