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131 points

That would be the dopest snow white ever

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For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it

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I’d pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it’s almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.

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Wrong movie plot, but I would seriously watch the fuck out of this.

Edit: Get Andy Samberg as the prince and I will fight outside the theatre in a ball gown.

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23 points

You’re thinking Cinderella, not Snow White.

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How about this: Prince Charming tries to kiss the sleeping Snow White, but she wakes up and beats the hell out of him then lectures him on consent.

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White Chicks II: Bro White

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Cinderella would be the prince going around with barbells trying to find the princess (Terry) who can lift them. Only he can carry the prince down the aisle.

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I haven’t seen a single Live Action demake but this would be my first for sure

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demake

Someone give this guy some gold… wait where are we… I applaud your genius.

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