91 points

“It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”

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So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.

For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.

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12 points

Your comment perfectly describes itself.

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8 points

Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.

Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…

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In many things you need to be accredited by a third party according to some standards and they audit you periodically. They demand that you have shitload of plans, programs, reports, logs and other paperwork required by those standards.

Auditors mostly only care that the paperwork exists and only focus on the contents on key aspects that are usually clear and short.

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It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

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1 point

Reminds me of “Roonil Wazlib”.

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4 points

Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour

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33 points

Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.

Anything to make a buck.

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At least the rainbow one will continue to work, without monthly payments, until it runs out of ink.

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8 points

Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.

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5 points

Unfortunately, so is basically everything else.

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10 points

Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.

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14 points

Everybody missed out on gay AI last month

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8 points

gAI? gay-I?

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Gay-ay.

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85 points

AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.

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4 points

PLEASE!!

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8 points

I just hope it happens before it ruins too many companies and a lot of people lose their jobs.

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7 points

I hope it happens before we run out of potable water.

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8 points

I like your optimism that people won’t be fired anyway.

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34 points

I can’t wait!

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14 points

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I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again…

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4 points

Let’s not fool ourselves, Nvidia still dominating gaming GPU market, people gonna buy them regardless of how much they fuck everyone over

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I wonder if transformer asic chips will make a dent in Nvidia.

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7 points

My piece of shit phone case says “AI Autofocus” on it near the holes for the camera lenses and it’s ridiculous

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Chinese OEMs love to do this for some reason, my phone says"ULTRA PREMIUM" right near the flash.
I already bought the device Xiaomi, you can stop advertising it to me now lol.

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14 points

The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”

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This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.

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I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?

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To a person like that a mere pen is basically worthless as a hostage.

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