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I curse with abandon in front of my kid, not at him, just in conversation. Expletives are part of language, and are just more words for the toolbox, useful in adding a little spice or emphasis to a point.

If a teacher ever contacts me to say they used a vulgar word, my first question that will inform my response, if any, will be "how did they use it, specifically?"

I see our, the US’s, childish aversion to curse words as part of its childish puritanical roots based in wilfill ignorance. Guns all day, but ahhhhh dirty words! Ahhhhh boobies! Our response to such things are what’s embarrassing.

If you want me to take anyone’s censorship of anything seriously in this cesspool, start by advocating censoring glorification of “muh 2A,” and maybe I’ll take you seriously.

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Also the notion that children aren’t allowed to do certain things that adults frequently do in front of them somehow magically doesn’t apply to curse words.

Kids can’t smoke, drink, drive cars, change light bulbs, use the stove and oven… But no one ever says adults aren’t allowed to cook in front of the kids because kids might get the wrong idea. They tell the kids not to use the stove and respond appropriately if the kids do anyway.

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Respond appropriately being teach the kid to cook. I was cooking breakfast and dinner at least once a week by the age of 6-7. I can’t tell you how many girls I’ve dated that has absolutely no clue how to cook. So much wasted money…

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First time I understand, but next time you need to inquire with the escort service about the things that are important to you.

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Exactly, I refuse to run around censoring shit, which is ultimately pointless the day they enter school anyways.

Instead I’ll frame and explain things and instruct on the proper use (if applicable) when they come up, ya know being a parent lol. Censoring just teaches them to hide newly acquired knowledge if they feel my only response is going to be banning it/punishment IMO.

The only thing I might actually censor is like the worst of the worst…on a limited age based, case by case basis. I’m probably not going to let the 5 year old watch South Park for example, but if the 11 year old catches an episode or 2, meh.

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Yeah definitely not “Cunt” or “Bitch”, but “Fuck” and “Shit” are great 2nd grade vocab words

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Don’t know if you’re being sarcastic but my friends and I were liberally using fuck and shit at that age.

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I wish my parents did this. I have such a mental block on cursing that I can’t bring myself to say it out loud, even though I’m thinking about it and it’s the perfect choice of words for the moment. I also feel socially left out by people around me because of that, as in they can be themselves and I have to restrain myself.

Funny enough this is only in my native language. Since I grew up watching YouTube videos from english speaking people that cursed a lot, that feels very comfortable and natural.

The other day I was rewatching some adventure time on hbo max and saw they were censoring the word idiot. I’m pretty sure they were censoring a bunch of other cartoons that weren’t censored back in the day. That pissed me off so much, they are just limiting our vocabulary more and more for words that have a somewhat negative connotation.

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the native language thing is so wild, i have the same but for sexual language. dirty talk in swedish just makes me laugh and cringe in equal amounts, but it works perfectly fine in english.

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I require explanation, due to my country of origin not being the United States of America

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The full quote is “Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfucker!”, uttered by Bruce Willis in “Die Hard”

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Actually it’s yippee-ki-yay, melon trucker

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The cable tv version of die hard 2 that we taped as kids was “Mr. Falcon”.

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21 points

Ho ho ho…

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4 points

“Now I have a machine gun.”

I have this Christmas jumper…

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10 points

Hippy kayak, other buckets!

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The Quuuuuill, you did it! And you completely botched the catchphrase.

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I thought the rest was “yippee-ki-ooo”, so I was wondering how that was a bad word to learn.

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I’m partial to the reference in Super Troopers.

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Yippee Ki Yay originates from the 19th century in the Western United States. I know it as an expression of excitement or joy. Example: While playing as cowboys, who might say Yippee Ki Yay as you (pretend to) ride off on your horse.

This screengrab is in reference to the line that is said in Die Hard movie(s). The father is claiming to say the last word in the movie catchphrase.

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I was born in 92’ couple years after the movie. My dad was/is a fan of action films so I think it had a part in how I got my name.

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The rest of the phrase is “get along little doggie”. Basically the worst thing you could say on a Wednesday.

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Because it’s dachshund adoption day at the pound?

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Your son already knew.

When my daughter was 4 I asked her to say all the bad words she knew. She started with the not so bad ones and ended with all the worst ones.

I guess the other kids in her kindergarten had older siblings, so she knew them all already. But most importantly, she also knew when to use them and when not to use them. :)

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I remember getting in trouble in preschool for wondering aloud how you spell “bitch.” Timeout wasn’t even the worst part; they ruined all my markers ;(

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5 points

That’s a real bicha move

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28 points

Schweinebacke!

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Dads are motherfuckers.

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Curiously, they don’t start as motherfuckers: they begin as generic fuckers and then after many months turn into motherfuckers.

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Mines both…

My dad tought me a man never beats a woman. He also taught me that he lied…

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Well, how else are you supposed to become a dad without fucking the mother?

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