218 points

“Besides a bunch of snacks they have no snacks”

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Maybe anon wants celery sticks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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A bit entitled, this anon. With no money, sponging off his little brother. No surprise the sister in law doesn’t like him or trust him

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83 points

A bit? He lives rent free, has no money and complains about the multiple food options that are freely available to him. Grade A narcissist.

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21 points

And expects them to go back out and pay for his non-problem

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131 points

Please tell me the replies roasted the shit out of him

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61 points

Tell me you’ve never seen 4chan without telling me you’ve never seen 4chan.

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38 points

You can’t possibly believe this is real.

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59 points

Does it need to be real just to be roasted?

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55 points

This is the most believable thing I’ve seen here. Like, isn’t this a normal 4chan user?

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10 points

Yeah that’s what I’m most curious about.

Is this an oblivious anon posting about something that happened and that he doesn’t understand?

Is it a self-aware anon that did do this but understood it to be an awkward and divisive (for bro and sil) but is playing an ignorant persona for the lulz in RL and on 4chan?

Or is this someone who experienced something like this from another perspective and is posting as if they were the moocher?

A fantasy played out by someone in that position who looked for snacks and then thought about how funny it would be to request they buy more food for him?

Or is it purely a creative writing exercise?

Like I think there are people like many of these completely self-oblivious and entitled people out there, but these stories seem to include all the necessary information to at least entertain, which suggests the author is aware of the layers that seem hidden to the character they are writing about.

Doesn’t really matter in the end but it can be fun to think about.

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30 points

I dunno fam, I can see this one happening.

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2 points

Fake and gay, as all greentexts must be

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Then your critical thinking skills are god awful. This is some poor ass bait that you fell for.

Edit: Downvote all you want, stupidity should be called out and ridiculed. The lack of critical thinking skills from people today and their willingness to believe obvious bullshit is directly responsible for most of the problems in the world. And it’s getting worse at a time when it needs to be getting better. We need to return to the times when idiots were afraid to state their opinions out of fear of shame

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96 points

There’s a shit ton of world building that isn’t on the page here.

Like, how long has anon been there? Is it the first time they’ve had to move in with family? What’s the dealio?

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88 points

Is anon a neet who contributes fuck all to the household? Does anon go days without washing? Has anon been caught rummaging around in Stacy’s underwear drawer?

We need answers.

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41 points

Yes across the board.

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75 points

Besides [snack], knockoff [snack], [snack] and [snack] they have no snacks.

Idk. Maybe OOP wanted something healthy?

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