A three hour four year tour

Bill Burrs bit about fixing the world by sinking cruise liners continues to be objectively correct and funny

Bit idea: Guy who hates cruiseliners, but only because they don’t adhere to the international maritime code of lighting your vessel.

imagine if the internet just didn’t work on the ship, and everyone came back in four years to see the country entirely different

Anyone who has the means to do that will probably not, because they know deep down Trump is there to help people like them.

Bit idea, gift this to your most insufferable lib family member