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Its okay for cats because they’re cute and adorable, which elon isn’t.

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And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.

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Isn’t that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?

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It’s also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

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Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.

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Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

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This is literally my cat when I’m in the bathroom.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: “Groom of the King’s Close Stool”) was the most intimate of an English monarch’s courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.

The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the “chamber system”.[1][2]

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National Fecal policy

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This is Trump we are talking about, so musk’s title is probably more like “Presidential diaper changer”.

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This is more info than we EVER needed or wanted to know about Elon’s kinks.

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I approve of all this content painting Musk as an invasive little brat who has no boundaries and is desperate to try to buy his way into the cool kids inner circle. Notice me, senpai!

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Isn’t that what they used to say about Trump?

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This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

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“Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first”

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This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald’s pants while he’s taking a shit.

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