Putting beans in the green texts now smh
Why didnāt this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?
In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I canāt talk about it or else Iām gonna start crying.
Beans are sad emergency food.
If Iām in a situation where beans are necessary, Iām awfully desperate and out of options.
Emergency situation: youāre in the UK, itās breakfast and you need something to put on your toast.
I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you
Anon is in a riot.
Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
Anon attempts manslaughter with dad.
Anons dad comes back from the store.
Anon eats all the hurricane food before the hurricane.
Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and theyāll go about living again.
In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head ā¦ youāve more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.
That isā¦ Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, especially if they are young
Iām not saying that youāre wrong. You sound like you might know what youāre talking about. I just like publications and medical evidence. I trust that you wonāt take it the wrong way.
That isā¦ Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma [ā¦]
Source?
[ā¦] but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, [ā¦]
Do you have a metastudy or something for that?
especially if they are young
That last sentence, do you have a source for the difference in outcome depending on the patientās age?
Bricolo, A., Turazzi, S., & Feriotti, G. (1980). Prolonged posttraumatic unconsciousness: therapeutic assets and liabilitiesā¦ Journal of neurosurgery, 52 5, 625-34 . https://doi.org/10.3171/JNS.1980.52.5.0625.
And itās not on me to find the burden of truth for you. Thatās a logical fallacy and a bad arguing tactic
Source?
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15038-concussion This work (not for the 30% thing but just in general)?
at least show the studies youāre referencing instead of just saying you have them and asking for others to show theirs
A weird amount of people were triggered by you asking for evidence. A reflection on our times.
Being knocked out is certainly not good, but itās not automatic death like youāre suggesting.
Depends where you hit and how hard. Itās the emergency shutdown because of concussion. If the concussion was too hard, it can swell and then it gets dangerous. Not to mention fragile places like temple or neck.
Wdit: concussion, not convulsion
False LMFAO.
Source: semi pro snowboarder whoās been knocked out many times
Being knocked out is literally one step before dead and can have serious aftereffects like parts of your swollen brain dying because thereās too less space for a swollen brain in your skull.
I too was once knocked out as a child and barfed 3 days afterwards with memory loss.
Take care of yourself.
It is not one step before death. Holy shit are you being dramatic.
I had a TBI as a result of a double impact - minor concussion where I didnāt pass out skateboarding (and didnāt know it), then the next day friendly fire collision with a friend in the park snowboarding. I was knocked out for five minutes, had an out of body experience, came to very aggressively with a permanent change of personality that persists to this day half a lifetime later. That being said I was nowhere near death, had a I been knocked out into a coma things would be different.
TBIs are nothing to mess with, they change you for life. ADHD like symptoms, mental health struggles, aggression and explosive anger, memory loss, gaslighting from medical professionals about the severity of the injury (the 2000s were roughā¦) and opening yourself up to abuse by future significant others because you donāt trust your own memory. Never mind the struggle to maintain employment or how TBIs are invisible disabilities that are tough to get workplace accommodations for.
TBIs are serious, even when they are āmildā (a complete misnomer). But being knocked out ā being knocked into a coma which is one step from death. Nor does it mean youāre having a brain bleed. Your brain is inflamed and itās key not to impact it again for a ~month while the inflammation recedes. Because I had a double impact I ended up permanently damaged. I worry about CTE and dementia later in life as Iāve had other hits to the head since, including getting knocked out momentarily while riding for work.
FYI in case anyone asks - yes I wear a helmet and was wearing one the day of my TBI. Helmets donāt prevent concussions at all, they prevent skull fractures, punctures and lacerations. The helmet saved my life because it prevented skull fracture but more importantly laceration, as my friend collided into my head with the edge of her board first.
Youāre actually dead and died in that second knock out ā¦ this is purgatory and youāll be commenting like this for a few thousand years.
Iām no scientist, doctor or medical professional ā¦ I just know that its dangerous to try to knock someoneās noggin really hard to try to make them pass out. Dangerous to the point that there is a good chance that it can kill someone.
No you probably havenāt been knocked out multiple times for seconds. Or you have a very rare brain condition that triggers that on light taps.
28 years of snowboarding and skateboarding will do that.
I ride over 100 days a year for the last decade and used to be paid to do so. Itās an occupational hazardā¦
I got briefly knocked out skateboarding a couple times and snowboarding a couple more. Ever catch your heels? If you know you know. My TBI was skateboarding the first day and got a concussion without losing consciousness and didnāt know it, the second day was snowboarding and a friend landed on my head in the park. I was out for 5 minutes. Which is a relatively long time in terms of āmildā head injuries.
One of my brief knock outs was when I got hit while workingā¦ almost 20 years after the TBI. The tbi makes losing consciousness happen quicker but a lot of my brief knock outs were pre TBI.
And even if you havenāt killed them outright, they can have permanent disabilities.
If you, or someone you know, gets knocked out, or experiences other symptoms of a central nervous system trauma after a hit to the head, please seek medical care immediately. Itās not one those ātake two aspirin and letās see how it goes in the morningā kinda things.
Iām just one person, but during my life Iāve seen this multiple times. I will refrain from boring you, and doxxing myself, by telling my anecdotes. Suffice it to say that I have known people who would have been dead if they hadnāt gone to work with a ābad hangoverā, or ended up with narcolepsy or chronic encephalopathy. And that was separate people BTW.
She just stole a loaf of bread. Her sisterās child was close to death, she was starving.
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No.
Every time I get reminded of Le Mis I hear this youtube poop in my head and start giggling.
So I once slipped on a puddle while jogging (in the wrong place) and hit the back of my head on sedimentary tiles.
Since I had stiffened my neck, trying to stretch it backward (yes I was doing that while jogging on wet tiles), my head hit the ground hard.
After about 2 minutes, I fainted for ~10 seconds. Was fine later.
Thatās the problem with anecdotal evidence. You can always find that one person who fulfills the criteria but whoās outcome doesnāt match.
Of course you can be fine afterwards. But thereās a considerable risk that youāre not, and experiencing symptoms of a traumatic head injury does warrant a visit to the hospital.