29-year-old Daisy Link was being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center in Miami-Dade County, Florida, when she met 24-year-old Joan Depaz, initially contacting him through the vents in their prison cells, according to WSVN7.

“You would knock on it and you can hear the people from the different floors. You would stand on the toilet actually to be able to talk to them,” said Link. “Being in isolation for so long you begin to spend hours and hours talking to this person, you know, to the point where it’s almost as if you’re in the same room with them.”

After Link and Depaz began a romantic relationship, Depaz shared his ambitions to have a child with Link, according to WSVN 7News.

“I always really wanted to have a baby. And I’m not gonna get to do that for a really long time,” said Depaz, recounting what he told Link. “So if I had to choose somebody, you know, it would be you. And she was like, ‘Yeah, we could do that.’”

Depaz and Link then hatched a plan to create a direct line between each other’s cells using bedding. Once they had established this, Depaz began sending Link his own semen wrapped in saran wrap.

“I put the semen in Saran Wrap every day like five times a day for like a month straight” he continued.

Link described receiving the packages, which were rolled up “almost like a cigarette”, administering them to herself using yeast infection applicators.

After a couple of attempts, Link became pregnant with “a miracle baby”, conceiving “like the Virgin Mary,” according to Depaz.

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Mentally ill people using a child for personal gain???

This aint the first time but people in this comment section acting like it is with all of that faux outrage.

Human condition for us on both levels

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OK. I read this and know that I just didn’t die soon enough

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This reminded me of a story in “Archipelago Gulag.” Bear in mind, some gulags were absolutely vast.
So at least in this particular gulag, women and men had separate dormitories, but men often visited the ladies’ huts and openly got it on, resulting in a lot of pregnancies. Pregnant women didn’t need to work and after their 2nd (3rd?) child, they were discharged and could go home.
The guards finally managed to keep the intruders out, but now, men and women just met after work, out in the open. Guards put up barbed wire to gender-separate the areas. Pregnancies surged even harder. How so? You see, the wire did not touch the ground in all places. So the men got down under the wire, on their backs. The women squatted down, and…
The guards then put up a solid fence, but good jumpers/ climbers could get over it, so… pregnancies, still. Finally, they made the fence so tall that the baby-making stopped… almost entirely.

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Life uh, finds a way.

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I don’t know, I am more inclined to believe that they found a way to meet up and have sex, but they are trying to hide that so they don’t get into trouble. Maybe the facility is going along with it, so they don’t get into trouble either.

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common sense take lol

but nahh lets juice up the faux outrage folks

gives me AITA vibes, everybody knows OP is fake haha

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Or a guard trying to hide it like some people said on other comments.

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