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M. Knight Shamalan plot twist: they only bang on the washing machine

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If they’re lesbians that’s not unrealistic.

Edit: I just noticed “this dudes dick”

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I’m disappointed that you remembered to use quotes in your edit.

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“No”

That’s a nice dick

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5 points

Feminine penis

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1 point

I’m a giiiiiiIIiiveer

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23 points

“Help step-brother, I’m stuck in the washing machine.”

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89 points

Lol this reads like a 4chan greentext.

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You’re telling me this is fake and gay? Cause that’s at least half correct

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11 points

Its too realistic tho

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23 points

Not really, the apartment floorplan likely has the washer/dryer hookups in the same spot so they can keep the water lines and dryer exhaust together. Doesn’t make much sense to have them all scattered about

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7 points

If the walls conduct vibrations well enough it could be the directly adjacent room above.

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That assumes this isn’t a converted house or other building, where consistency is very difficult due to the original construction. There are tons of those and they tend to be shitty cheap places attractive to first-time renters and students.

My friends lived in the ground floor apartment of a converted house, and the washer was above the hallway between one of the bedrooms and the bathroom, so I could totally see that.

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2 points

not realistic enough, unless they always used the speedrun setting on their washing machine, most cycles are 2 hours or more

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27 points

Stupid sexy washing machine!

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48 points

hey, whatever helped you jerked off.

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28 points

We do not kink shame here.

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Nobody’s shaming anyone. To each their own

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