51 points

I wasn’t going to upvote, just out of spite. Hot dogs? No way. But then I saw that it was hot dogs in brine - you got me, you son of a bitch.

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15 points

Also came in for the brine.

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8 points

Come for the brine, stay for the blood pressure medication.

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1 point

OP ignore these salty old dogs

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tinned hot dogs are the worst hotdogs they’re like wallpaper paste jarred hot dogs are the far superior option even the ones in a plastic packet are better than tinned also they say hot dogs so it’ll be that american rubbish bockwurst makes a far better hot dog that actually tastes like food

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3 points

Hey did you eat the punctuation with that hot dog

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You’re damn right I’ll upvote the cheapest source of “meat” I could afford when I was at rock-bottom.

Literally 1 tin of these, tinned vegetables, tinned beans, tomato puree, a bunch of different spices, and served with either pasta or with rice in a pitta bread.

Maybe some stolen sauces from McDonald’s for dipping.

And for dessert, a hand rolled cigarette with used filters and second hand tobacco because this is the only hot meal for the day and life fucking sucked.

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5 points

Dude I’ve never met someone else who rolled up second hand cigs. My situation when I was doing it was similar to yours, except my friend and I had become rather efficient at stuffing food down our pants at the local Kroger, so we usually had one good meal a day, and then a half cup of rice each for the rest of the day.

I’m glad to hear you’re doing better, that was a rough life and not one I would wish on anyone, even my enemies.

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upped for stolen sauces. rice and stolen taco bell packets kept me from starving back when 17 and kicked out of the house for the 2nd time.

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3 points

You make it sound kinda nice, actually.

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1 point

Sliced, sauted over rice with ketchup.

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16 points

Hot dogs in a can? That’s disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.

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7 points

Everyone know hotdogs should come in jars.

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2 points

No, plastic because fuck the environment.

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2 points

Plastic jars then. Like peanut butter.

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6 points

Posting this on an instance without downvotes is cheating, but still funny

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Who else counted the hot dogs on the label just to make sure there are 8? 😅

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2 points

Who else read “Show dogs” from the thumbnail?

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