This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!

Kitchen? Yep.

Living room? Yep.

Bathroom? Absolutely!

Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3403-Garner-Lake-Ln_Blue-River_WI_53518_M98613-44532

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This sub has really been cooking lately

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It’s so much better
When everyone is in
Are you in?
It’s so much easier
When sea foam green is in fashion

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You didn’t mention the fact that the exterior makes it look like it’s the building of a roofing company or used car dealership or something.

Also, when you said no electricity, I thought you meant it was just disconnected. You did not. What the fuck?

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And 1500 sq ft of house and what looks like 2000 sq ft of garage. Nice place for a workshop if it actually had electrical hookup.

Edit: and on that garage, they spray-foamed the walls, but the ceiling is bare joists. It’s even open to the wind around the edges and you can see light coming through.

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Those metal sided buildings aren’t super uncommon around here, so it really didn’t occur to me other people would find it particularly weird.

But then apparently well water and septic is also weird to some people, and that’s basically every country property here :p

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Someone tell the Navy please, they love seafoam green

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  1. the ceiling should be white. And matte rather than semi-gloss. Honestly that’s the biggest trouble.

  2. Those dark wooden floors are wrong. They need to be something blonde, like maybe a white pine or pecan/hickory. Something sandy.

Looking at this listing…this is a living quarters built into a barn-like building in Wisconsin?

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Sort of. The building was built as a dual-purpose building to save on the cost to build. Those big metal buildings are cheap to put up and a lot of people build into them over time (live in it as you build up around you is the normal strategy, either with an RV or by starting with a room and bathroom).

Those big metal buildings also sometimes manage to fly under the radar for developing land without permitting, since you can put one up on your own land for storage.

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