What words, phrases or signs do you use and how do you get your partner’s attention?

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“Paying bills” == having sex

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For us, it’s “Paying bills” == “Paying bills”…

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31 points

So once a month?

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19 points

Uh, different bills have different due dates, yeah that’s it

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6 points

Logic checks out.

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17 points

I have mine on “autopay”.

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11 points

Sometimes Irish.

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“Táim ag fáil bás anseo. Cabhair mé.”

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3 points

Pog mo thoin! I only remember the rude stuff. Literally read a bumper sticker like one time and it never left after over 20 years.

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32 points

Movie quotes. It’s amazing how many questioning looks we get from other people when quoting movies to each other.

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Get in there, you big furry oaf; I don’t car what you smell!

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Who’s “Scruffy-lookin”?!

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32 points

Pig Latin. Kids haven’t figured it out yet. One can spell so that went out the window.

Next stop is probably Morse code.

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Ooh! Morse code with tongue clicks!

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.-…-. … . -. -… -. …- -… . … .-…-.

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Very rudimentary Japanese, or incredibly elaborate/old Englishy stylized speech

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