15 points

Its so rough watching non vimmers use vim

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a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

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  • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
  • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
  • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
  • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they’re at the end of a line
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7 points

STOP! You’re scaring the children!

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I’ve heard some people even use :wq over :x

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4 points

Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly

The first time I ever touched Double Ds was in vim.

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Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

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At my job I wrote a lengthy document on how to use vim, like the core concepts of the hot keys (each key has a meaning behind it, text objects and such). I feel like everyone was happy about it but no one used it at all. It’s painful as hell to see them fumble on vi and vim.

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You can share it at !vim@sopuli.xyz I’m sure people (me included) would love to use it

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I’d love to but it’s in French, don’t know if that’s a deal breaker or not ahah

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4 points

Are you kidding? I remove nano on purpose so I can sit there and watch them struggle!

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You monster!

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3 points

Brilliant! I’m putting this in a script and running it on every single server I have SSH access to.

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1 point

This seems very sexual

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He’s copy and pasting uaing the right click menu

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Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

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It’s completely necessary.

How else does one click hotkeys while standing?

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La* torture

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