23 points

Watching my dad right-click, and select “Copy” from the popup menu…

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I don’t watch my dad use the computer anymore as I feel the same as the one in the comic.

That time I saw him log in to his yahoo email (tldr; my dad uses google to go to yahoo)

  1. Open Chrome (which I set google.com as the homepage)
  2. Type in yahoo.com to the search bar
  3. Click yahoo.com from the results
  4. Click on the Mail button thing somewhere in that page

Or that one time I asked him to login to to gmail account while he was browsing his yahoo email. (tldr; my dad does not believe in tabs)

  1. Close his Chrome browser with the yahoo email.
  2. Open Chrome again
  3. Type in gmail in the google search bar
  4. Click mail.google.com from the results.
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10 points

This was painful to read. :|

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10 points

Oh… Oh No. Closing the entire browser to open a new tab. I don’t blame you at all for not being able to watch.

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3 points

This just made me miss my dad so much. Pain.

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3 points

There was a recurring gag on Parks And Rec about Pawnee internet users needing Altavista so they could use it to navigate to Google. That joke felt very real.

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2 points

When you check your email, you go to AltaVista and type “please go to yahoo.com”?

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3 points

I read the TL;DRs knowing what was going to happen only to continue reading and feel physical pain. What’s wrong with me…

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2 points

I can understand parents. My mom was an office admin before computers and she could type 130+ wpm on a typewriter, but she struggles with things like this. Bless her, I’m happy to help her whenever she needs. My dad was a DOS beast in his day but he can’t help himself from adding sketchy browser extensions.

Now, when I run into peer “engineers” that use computers like this… That I cannot forgive

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5 points

At least he right-clicked instead of going for the menu at the top!

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My Dad has had a post-it note above his computer for years, “Crl-C Copy, Crl-V Paste”

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15 points

Its so rough watching non vimmers use vim

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5 points

a pro vim user watching a vim noob using arrow keys.

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11 points
  • Using “cmd+f” to search terminal buffers instead of /
  • Using :wqa! and then reopening the editor instead of just using :w
  • Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly
  • Adding to the end of a like by pressing i and then the right arrow key until they’re at the end of a line
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7 points

STOP! You’re scaring the children!

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4 points

Deleting an entire line by hitting x repeatedly

The first time I ever touched Double Ds was in vim.

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3 points

Those last two made me physically recoil wtf

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3 points

I’ve heard some people even use :wq over :x

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4 points

Are you kidding? I remove nano on purpose so I can sit there and watch them struggle!

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3 points

Brilliant! I’m putting this in a script and running it on every single server I have SSH access to.

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You monster!

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2 points

At my job I wrote a lengthy document on how to use vim, like the core concepts of the hot keys (each key has a meaning behind it, text objects and such). I feel like everyone was happy about it but no one used it at all. It’s painful as hell to see them fumble on vi and vim.

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2 points

You can share it at !vim@sopuli.xyz I’m sure people (me included) would love to use it

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I’d love to but it’s in French, don’t know if that’s a deal breaker or not ahah

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11 points

Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

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It’s completely necessary.

How else does one click hotkeys while standing?

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8 points

Uses vim with arrow keys

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Come on. Dude. Give credit where credit is due. SMH…

Source.

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It’s not SMH, it’s SMBC

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SMH = Shaking My Head

It’s an Internet initialism.

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5 points

I know. Just foolin’ :)

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