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BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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Good my colleagues think I am Hackerman that can hack through time!

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Tsuki@beehaw.org
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Dude, literally me. Whenever my friends or my brother’s friend come to my room, I opened up a few terminals with only one of them is actually for coding and they thoight I could hack someone’s Facebook account or something LMAO.

Yes I live in Southeast Asia

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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That image goes so incredibly hard

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Marxine@lemmy.ml
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Kung Fury will never not be amazing

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tmpr@slrpnk.net
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We’ll shit imma be out of a jerb with this competition.

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peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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Ok, so, I thought I was crazy when I said “debug it” and my coworkers were like “you can read that shit?”

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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My colleague literally once said to me “i can’t read bleep bloops”

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catshit_dogfart@lemmy.ml
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Heck I remember when you had to read “bleep bloops”. POST codes came in beeps, and that’s how you knew why the computer wouldn’t start.

Sometimes I miss em, wish it gave those in addition to the modern indicators. Then I could just tell without even looking.

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Do modern PCs even support IBM-style speakers any more?

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codyofficial@lemmy.world
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Father, I want to see the face of VBA god

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Set Forms!frmFaceOfGod!OLECustomControl.Picture = LoadPicture("\\linux-nfs.local\nullshare\%*!!.bmp")
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How do you code a house I can love i

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