I posted this earlier today in the tech lemmy instance, but, they have no sense of humor and deleted it. I’m trying here.

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They spelled EAT wrong.

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The joke is that Twitter put a giant X Sign on the roof of their building so the edit needs to include an X

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Nope, T A X is an acceptable alternative spelling for E A T.

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Nah, for them, taxes would just be another small hurdle to squash

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Make it a tiered hurdle: top tier, above $1M, 98% income taxes.

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4 points

¿Por que no los dos?

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Taxing the rich, and then eating them. What could possibly go wrong?

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24 points

A resident should display a glowing Mastodon logo through their window

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Why not just project it onto the side of the building?

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5 points

The band, or the social network?

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Why not both?

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The social network is actually named after the band so… technical it’s always both. 🐘

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“Make the rich pay” is smarter.

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There’s no “x” in your sentence.

The sign was a huge, dumb “x”, using that X, the new, ah, forget it.

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I don’t care. Tax the rich is stupid.

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Well, look who can’t adapt to new info, or just info at this point…

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Teach me more things! so I’s can be a smart likes you

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Honestly, just taxing the rich is one of the most milquetoast and obvious takes ever. Should not even be radical imo since it just makes sense

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BuT iT dOeSnT wOrK lIkE tHaT

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And yet here we are.

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It would definitely fit that instance too, it’s also some quality shitpost and could fit in political communities as well so kind of a universal one if you ask me!

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