11 points
“Is it that we’re continually fucking the planet in every way imaginable?” “No, it’s the Sun who is wrong.”
4 points
6 points
Isn’t that the plot to one of the Highlander movies?
5 points
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Maybe you’re thinking of Who Shot Mr Burns? I know you’re not, but The Simpsons definitely did it.
3 points
Nope, Highlander II: the quickening, from 1991 is what I was thinking of.
3 points
6 points
We are fucked
6 points
I remember how in The Matrix movies, humans blocked out the sun to stop the computers from taking over. Looks like we’re going to ask them whether or not that’s a good plan first in our timeline.