Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

Or alternatively don’t put pants on but still get stuff done

90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔