Some of my favorites are from programming: " How to forcibly kill ophaned child" and “kill all children of parent”.
I recently searched for the weight of human skin, and whether it makes good leather. The answers, btw, are “about 9 pounds,” and “yes,” respectively.
About 5 pounds iirc. Don’t ask
I believe the proper way to signal to the government monitors that you’re just a nerd and not a serial killer is to simply add "5e” to the end of the search qiery (or whatever other edition or game system you’re using). Because people involved in cyber monitoring are all nerds too so they’ll recognize the lingo. Heck, if your search looks interesting enough they might even make up an alias and ask to join your game.
One night, someone cover my head with some kind of bag and make me unconscious.
Then I wake up.
They uncover my face, I am awake on some kind of government facility. The shadow of ventilation fan cast on the steel table.
There are 4 men in black sit around the table. One walk up to me and untie me.
The oldest man in the table said
“Welcome to special top secret FBI D&D” “According to your internet history I find your campaign the most fun so far, Please run the game for us”
OHHH FOR FUCK SAKE FBI STILL MAKE ME A FORVER DM.
Idk but i know you need to turn a human head about 3 times to unscrew it due to the skin and muscle tissues elasticity…
