For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.
That judgements tell you a lot more about the person doing the judging than they do about the thing being judged
The ability to spell well has nothing, or very little, to do with intelligence.
If someone uses the phrase “assless chaps” I will not rest until they admit that if chaps had an ass, they would be pants.
Fight me.
I know it has a long history of not being used literally, but I think literally should only be used to mean literally.