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I wonder how much of my preference was advertising and upbringing, but as a man I do prefer to use the male scents almost every time.

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Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

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Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

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Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

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I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself…

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I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.

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The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

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I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

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Durian

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I’m a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I’ve never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women’s section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

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And have my dick fall off? No thanks

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Your balls will go inside you

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Wait, what?

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I’ll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.

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I’ll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

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I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

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I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

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Are you sure it’s the scents and it’s deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.

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I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

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Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You’re welcome.

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shark scent? eh… like, chum? pass

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Hákarl deodorant

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I don’t get it

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Throw off the shackles of Big Deodorant. Girls don’t need it since our body odor is generally much lower, and it could potentially be unhealthy for us.

Also, girl smell 🤤

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Public transportation users and gym goers please ignore this person’s comment. No one wants your stank.

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Change “men” into “boys” and it’s accurate.

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