93 points

It’s not just every tech company, it’s every company. And it’s terrifying - it’s like giving people who don’t know how to ride a bike a 1000hp motorcycle! The industry does not have guardrails in place and the public consciousness “chatGPT can do it” without any thought to checking the output is horrifying.

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9 points

Basically the internet.

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We really need some sort of regulation to prevent AI from catastrophically fucking up everything lol

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68 points

Google Bard, everyone.

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17 points

It’s sad to see it spit out text from the training set without the actual knowledge of date and time. Like it would be more awesome if it could call time.Now(), but it 'll be a different story.

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40 points

if you ask it today’s date, it actually does that.

It just doesn’t have any actual knowledge of what it’s saying. I asked it a programming question as well, and each time it would make up a class that doesn’t exist, I’d tell it it doesn’t exist, and it would go “You are correct, that class was deprecated in {old version}”. It wasn’t. I checked. It knows what the excuses look like in the training data, and just apes them.

It spouts convincing sounding bullshit and hopes you don’t call it out. It’s actually surprisingly human in that regard.

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20 points

It spouts convincing sounding bullshit and hopes you don’t call it out. It’s actually surprisingly human in that regard.

Oh great, Silicon Valley’s AI is just an overconfident intern!

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10 points

It’s super weird that it would attempt to give a time duration at all, and then get it wrong.

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Bard is kind of trash though. GPT-4 tends to so much better in my experience.

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They are mostly large language models , I have trained few smaller models myself, they generally splurt out next word depending on the last word , another thing they are incapable of, is spontaneous generation, they heavily depend on the question , or a preceding string ! But most companies are portraying it as AGI , already !

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Well obviously a language model is trained on old data , google has been webscraping the data to provide this!

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65 points

There’s even rumours that the next version of Windows is going to inject a bunch of AI buzzword stuff into the operating system. Like, how is that going to make the user experience any more intuitive? Sounds like you’re just going to have to fight an overconfident ChatGPT wannabe that thinks it knows what you want to do better than you do, every time you try opening a program or saving a document.

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57 points

This is what pisses me off about the whole endeavour. We can’t even get a fucking search algo right any more, why the fuck do i want a machine blithely failing to do what it’s told as it stumbles off a cliff.

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41 points

It’ll be like if they brought clippy back but only this time hes even more of an asshole and now he can fuck up your OS too.

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11 points

There’s even rumours

Like, I know we all love to hate Microsoft here but can we stop with the random nonsense? That’s not what’s happening, at all.

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1 point

these are not even rumors, windows copilot is an actual thing.

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1 point

Yes, and it is absolutely nothing like OP described.

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8 points

Windows Co-pilot just popped up on my Windows 11 machine. Its disclaimer said it could provide surprising results. I asked it what kind of surprising results I could expect, it responded that it wasn’t comfortable talking about that subject and ended the conversation.

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That’s incredible. Certified “Directive #4” moment.

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5 points

Paperclip

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10 points

Did you mean Clippy?

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2 points

I miss clippy. Was my first pc.

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4 points

I’m so glad I use Linux at home and Mac at work.

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2 points

They brought Cortana back in Halo Infinite and they’re gonna bring Cortana back for Windows Infinite

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I sure hope not. I still hate Cortana so much. I don’t mind that she dumped me for an evil slime. I mind that she wouldn’t stop calling me while I was busy killing her new boyfriend.

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I agree that It’s going to be every bit as awful as you say, but if it brings back Clippy, I’m down for it.

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53 points

Coupled with laying off a few thousand employees

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52 points

My cousin got a new TV and I was helping to set it up for him. During the setup thing, it had an option to enable AI enhanced audio and visuals. Turning the ai audio on turned the decent, but maybe a little sub par audio, into an absolute garbage shitshow it sounded like the audio was being passed through an “underwater” filter then transmitted through a tin can and string telephone. Idk who decided this was a feature that was ready to be added to consumer products but it was absolutely moronic

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