131 points

That would be the dopest snow white ever

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For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it

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64 points

I’d pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it’s almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.

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23 points

You’re thinking Cinderella, not Snow White.

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7 points

Cinderella would be the prince going around with barbells trying to find the princess (Terry) who can lift them. Only he can carry the prince down the aisle.

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White Chicks II: Bro White

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Wrong movie plot, but I would seriously watch the fuck out of this.

Edit: Get Andy Samberg as the prince and I will fight outside the theatre in a ball gown.

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12 points

How about this: Prince Charming tries to kiss the sleeping Snow White, but she wakes up and beats the hell out of him then lectures him on consent.

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7 points

I haven’t seen a single Live Action demake but this would be my first for sure

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demake

Someone give this guy some gold… wait where are we… I applaud your genius.

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12 points

I mean if they’re going to remake a movie, they should go out of their way to make it as different as possible. I for one would love to see the direction of a film with this casting goes.

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I’d like to see a comedy where the Snow White story is playing out but the dwarves and woodland beings all choose Terry Crews. He’s like, “Nah guys. I’m a carpenter. I think you’ve got the wrong person.”. But they aren’t hearing it and strongarm Terry into the role. The evil queen is the only other person to get it and they have to team to to fix the story.

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8 points

I’d really like to see something where there is no explanation at all. Terry Crews is just Snow White.

Maybe Seth Rogan and a bunch of stoners are the dwarves.

No explanation at all, just as if it were a woman playing the roll.

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2 points

Seth Rogan as Happy is inspired casting. Nice.

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3 points

fr we already had snow white… Multiple times … We need what Hot Shots was to Top Gun but with Disney movies instead.

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16 points

I agree 100%.

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Hats off to you, Potato_in_my_anus, for my biggest username laugh on Lemmy so far.

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