>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:“Any plans after this?”
>Her:“I’m going back to work, I’m on my break”
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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Holy mother of alcoholism

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Based ? Alcoholism isn’t based, it’s fucking hard and sad.

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Your assessment has been quantitatively determined to be based. You may collect your congratulatory basic solution at any qualifying radio shack location.

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52 points

Basic solution…

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While Ph of ethanol is 7.33 (near neutral), it seems most alcoholic drinks are actually acidic, and not basic.

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11 points

The lower will always envy the upper.

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Look up words before you use them.

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7 points

Look, words!

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Lmao

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12 points

Four rounds rapid.

Some bosses do make you wanna do this doe.

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My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

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30 points

Or a really shite job

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Or she’s an alcoholic, who ran out of their “at work” bottle

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15 points

Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.

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