227 points

I guess soon, when you break-up with someone, the state might charge you with killing the idea of the children you might have had.

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10 more years and we are at “contraception is murder”

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52 points

10? Try 1 if Trump gets in.

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31 points

🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good 🎶

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39 points

Can’t wait to tell Republicans how many millions of babies I’ve eaten

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You know how I can confidently say that anyone who is against the right to choose hates women?

Because doesn’t matter how much they claim to love children, and how many shenanigans they pull like this one, I know for a fact that not a single one of them would ever in their whole life even entertain the idea of charging a man who masturbated with mass murder.

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4 points

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I’m just using the Safe Harbor law?

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12 points

Or paying child support on every single embryo.

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142 points

Alabama top selling item on Amazon right now:

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42 points

Dodson! We’ve got Dodson here.

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25 points

Nobody cares. Nice hat.

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8 points

Newman!

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2 points

Nuh uh uh you didn’t day the magic word!

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6 points

Dennis Nedry!

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Thanks for a good laugh in these dark times.

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Isn’t it illegal to transport a child to commit a crime? Human trafficking? Kidnapping? What a can of worms. I feel like there’s too much money in fertility treatments for SCOTUS to let this stand.

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Well since they don’t have birth certificates I guess they’re undocumented people and that would be bad mmkay.

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55 points

Embryo camps. Spotlights, very small dogs. We’ll get every last one.

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6 points

Just send them on a bus to sanctuary cities! Checkmate… Oh, wait, that gives them what they want. We’ve been Uno reverse carded!

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20 points

They’re my kids so they can live in my freezer

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28 points

Freezer full of tax deductions

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All fun and games until hungover you makes 1 smoothie too many…

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93 points

This is a travesty. These people are engaging in blatant and obvious child trafficking

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13 points

I see what you did there

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Look here, pal!

I spent the first ten years of my childhood in Alabama living in a freezer! Do you have any idea what that’s like?

No hugs, no toys. A fucking freezer!

For ten years of my childhood!

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2 points

You think that’s bad? I literally stayed in my dad’s balls for a while.

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7 points

He did the Republican thing that they always do.

You know. Be bad people.

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81 points

Won’t be long until Alabama considers miscarriage to be murder. Wait…that actually is already a thing:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-59214544

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I’m surprised the Alabama legal system isn’t more comfortable with miscarriages. They seem to have had a lot recently

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When she arrived at hospital seeking treatment, Poolaw admitted to using illicit drugs while pregnant.

So the ‘crime’ is of causing the death of the foetus through illegal drug use.

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It’s not conclusive that the cause was drug use. And that really should not matter anyway. It was a miscarriage.

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