118 points

Isn’t it illegal to transport a child to commit a crime? Human trafficking? Kidnapping? What a can of worms. I feel like there’s too much money in fertility treatments for SCOTUS to let this stand.

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Well since they don’t have birth certificates I guess they’re undocumented people and that would be bad mmkay.

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55 points

Embryo camps. Spotlights, very small dogs. We’ll get every last one.

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6 points

Just send them on a bus to sanctuary cities! Checkmate… Oh, wait, that gives them what they want. We’ve been Uno reverse carded!

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20 points

They’re my kids so they can live in my freezer

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28 points

Freezer full of tax deductions

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1 point

All fun and games until hungover you makes 1 smoothie too many…

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By that logic, women are committing murder every time they menstruate.

Maybe I missed something because the article is behind a paywall.

Edit: ok, as pointed out, I don’t know how these things work. I apologize, and accept all the downvotes and jabs you can give.

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By that logic, women are committing murder every time they menstruate.

Don’t give them ideas.

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14 points

Not sure you understand what an embryo is or how menstruation works.

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27 points

Shit. Ok. I’m stupid. I’ll see myself out.

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10 points

At least you owned up to it.

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2 points

No worries, now you know stuff you didn’t before

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Plenty of times a fertilized egg is expelled during menstruation for one reason or another though.

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By that logic, women are committing murder every time they menstruate.

An unfertilized egg is not the same thing as an embryo.

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32 points

Well… their religion has a virgin birth so maybe that’s where their confusion comes from.

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They’d be happy to lock up all women in camps.

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Don’t forget about semen. Billions of babies… on the carpet.

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6 points

Remind me never to visit your home.

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4 points

I hate to tell you, but semen is on everything. Men jerk off literally everywhere.

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Take care not to trip in the cum keepers crypt

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Surely you can think of a better place to blow your load onto than on the carpet

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Fertilized eggs get flushed all the time when they fail to implant. One step closer to making sex illegal. Fucking idiots…

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ok, as pointed out, I don’t know how these things work.

He speaks on behalf of the whole Internet

I apologize

Oh, my bad.

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I was confused for a moment because the thumbnail looked like a Wendy’s burger patty on a grill.

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4 points

Who’s hungry?! 😋

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But Wendy’s is always fresh, never frozen

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3 points

Where’s the beef?

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Think of the potential tax wind fall these people could have! I’d knuckle shuffle up some “kids” and rake in the tax money.

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15 points

Unfortunately they made embryos children for the purposes of punishments, but let the bill die that would have made them dependents on taxes.

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10 points

What if we treat that bill as a person, too?

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7 points

Take it to court! They either have to decide this law is shit, or it forces the state to pay for them.

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Well they cant be half children. Theyre either kids or not, Id claim them all and if they audit it, then it FORCES the government to involve themselves and set a precedent. If it’s a life, its certainly dependent on the clinic, claim them. Also if they’re truly considered lives, they are inherently entitled to all the rights the US offers living humans. A state tax bill can’t negate that, only dropping the clasification of being a living being can.

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The history of this country proves that we have no issues with the blatant cognitive dissonance of declaring someone to only be a portion of a person.

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I’d be taking my fetusicles and getting the hell out of dodge too, if I were in their shoes.

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Crygotes don’t wear shoes

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Cue the Duke boys flying thru the air

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