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Smack the Stork(lemmy.world)

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Tannah@feddit.uk
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It’s not that she doesn’t want kids - she’s just trying to avoid the big bill.

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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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I was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms

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SimplyChad@lemmy.world
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The stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.

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gibmiser@lemmy.world
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Sounds like a euphemism.

Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork

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𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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That’s a strange way of saying you’re on birth control lol

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ours@lemmy.world
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Fuck off damn bird! I’m not ready for the responsibility.

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