81 points
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Giant Worm
- Pros: Produces mind-altering spice that will enable travel across the galaxy. You’ll smell time and hear math.
- Cons: Everyone is going to be all up in your business forever because of that spice. Also you’ll become a worm.
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53 points
Can’t ride your dog across the desert. Believe me, I’ve tried
24 points
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30 points
Giant fucking worm
How is this a con?!
18 points
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24 points
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Worm Pros: psychoactive spice that allows you to see the future and control the universe with enormous wealth and power.
10 points
True. A giant worm could be very useful, especially when you have enormous wealth and power to train it.
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21 points
The dog’s con is a pro to me. First it’s fun to train your dog. Second you can train them to do cool shit.
The worm’s con could also be a pro. The real con should be: will ruin your back yard.
5 points
Dogs also ruin your backyard. That Mfer has dug 30 or 40 holes 1ft deep 3ft across in the last 6 months alone.
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They are over 40 meters long, so it’ll ruin quite a bit more than your backyard.
1 point