176 points

I once slid a large rock across an entire frozen lake. Please, contain your admiration

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56 points

Living the dream…

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33 points

You should try curling. No greater satisfaction.

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24 points

I opt for the primitive version, as it appeals to my caveman brain.

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12 points

Winner buys drinks. It’s in the rules.

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14 points

Grew up on a lake that used to freeze in the winter, this is the best but worst thing we used to do (because it was fun, but the rocks/ice chunks would refreeze in place and be a hazzard while skating)

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21 points

Hazard? I think you mean obstacle course

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11 points

Really. It’s only a hazard if you don’t like hazards

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6 points

The sound must have been incredible

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10 points

Immensely satisfying frozen lake noises

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5 points

Check out golf ball on frozen lake for some good sounds

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146 points

Finding a nice stick

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I practiced spinning sticks so that it looks like I know what I’m doing and every now and then I even look like a cool martial artist when doing so. My wife doesn’t think so but my homies got my back. I love nice sticks.

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8 points

I practice drill team exercises with the broom whenever I’m sweeping the kitchen.

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27 points

“mmm yes that’s a good stick.”

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5 points
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I believe it is !stick@sh.itjust.works.

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16 points

That’s a dog

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18 points

I’m sure bitches like that too

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14 points

That’s why we’re best friends.

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4 points

Especially when its the right height to use as a staff

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105 points

Digging a hole

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Saw the comment and was going to post this exact thing lol

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26 points

Watching someone dig a hole. Or standing by the side of a hole that was just dug and commenting about the hole. Or watching construction work in a previously dug hole.

We seem to just like holes. We are simple creatures.

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20 points

Love me a good hole

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18 points

Diggy Diggy hole.

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10 points

Digging a hole was my covid project.

And now I have a pond and a fondness for pretty fish, lol.

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6 points

At the beach. Also sandcastles.

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2 points

Fuck no. I hate digging holes.

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4 points

Man police here: hand over your man card.

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1 point

No.

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91 points

Bringing in all the groceries in one trip.

Although… that’s a lot easier now-a-days.

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I remember grocery shopping as a kid filling the cart completely full and when we went through the register it was over $100 and my mom was going jeez that’s a lot of money for a lot of food. It took 3 people several trips to unload the car.

Today I go through the self checkout, get a few frozen meals, some store brand cookies, and a case of cheap beer for $80. I can carry the two bags and beer with one hand.

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18 points

I’ve been going to Costco every week for several years. Pre Covid my big trips were around $350. Yesterday I went and got some beer, wine, and some beef jerky and it came out to $350

My big cart days are a lot closer to $700 too now. Certain items I remember being $10 are now $16-18. It’s insane.

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13 points

We just had a $595 sticker shock at Costco a few days ago. I’m pretty sure the same amount of stuff would have been $350 a couple years ago.

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Just a note here, I bet your mom wasn’t buying “dinners,” she was buying “ingredients.” Ingredients take up a lot more space in the cart per dollar spent. Sometimes that’s because you pay a premium for prepared foods, (flour vs cookies) and sometimes it’s because there’s inherent waste, like onion skins, and both ends of that head of celery, and the bones of the whole chicken, and the stem, seeds, and vacant space inside a bell pepper. Also, not judging the beer, but in my childhood Dad bought all the alcoholic beverages from the liquor store in a separate trip. So it wouldn’t have been in the grocery bags, nor on that receipt.

Inflation is real. But it’s important to:

A. Make accurate comparisons

B. Value the work that went into turning those ingredients into dinners.

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I’m really weirded out because I strongly remember averaging $100/week grocery trips as a kid, and now that I have my own family we’re averaging $100/week. Checking a CPI calculator I should be spending ~$180/week with the exact same spending habits

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They’re raising the prices because we’re buying “frozen meals, cookies, and beer”. All of that can be made at home for cheaper. Well, the beer and cookies may cost the same but they will be twice as good.

Figure out what is your biggest purchase and find the recipe for it. Pasta, Indian food, cookies, and even beer can be made at home if you know what you’re doing.

Prices were lower before because everyone knew they could probably whip up something similar. If you have a bag of flour, some butter, and some sugar you can basically make half of the things at the grocery store.

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I guess I don’t buy frozen “meals” I buy frozen prepared meat. I eat meat everyday as my main meal. It’s a lot of work to keep meat in daily servings frozen and then prepare that everyday as well. There are a few things I make that I can freeze in daily portions like shredded beef or pork, or just chicken thighs/breast that I’m just going to fry and sauce.

Premade cookies are my vice. I like switching things up and there are a bunch of different ones. Plus they’re my snack that can just stay in the unsealed package so I can grab a couple anytime throughout the week. The Walmart brand are only $2.50 per package and the knock out thin mints are a good as the “real” one. 100% worth it, I can’t make those. Or many of the others like store brand oreos. I occasionally get a craving for real chocolate chip cookies. So I make a huge batch and consume it in an unhealthy amount of time.

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4 points

You have extra carrying capacity now because your wallet got lighter.

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3 points

It’s cuz I got strong right?

Right?

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1 point

I do this every time, mostly because I don’t want to make multiple trips

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89 points

Surely women also love seeing large rocks fall into a lake from great height, right? This has to be just a human love.

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37 points

Women love throwing paper airplanes, when it glides perfectly on the first try

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39 points

I like both. Does that make me non-binary?

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50 points

Yes, now go buy the plush shark from Ikea.

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5 points

Might as well, makes about as much sense as anything.

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I’m mostly ambivalent about it really.

Edit: am woman, still human though

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still human though Sounds sus.

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19 points

I do very human things, such as metabolize milkshakes and grow eyebrows.

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7 points

I know I do.

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