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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident?

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He’s all right now.

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StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world
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You sure he’s fine? It sounds like he has nothing left!

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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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He sees a whole different side of things now.

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Thurstylark@lemm.ee
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Man, we’ve definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he’s fully recovered now!

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iamnotme@feddit.uk
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So you’re saying he’s legless and ‘armless

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dhork@lemmy.world
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He’s mostly armless

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Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml
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And now the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing.

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