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I swear to god I was just making shit up. I actually described a real movie?! That’s hilarious!

“The appeals court said that Apple could continue selling its watches temporarily, while the company waited to hear back on whether proposed changes to its watches would avoid the patent issues.”

Aw okay you can have just a little illegal patent infringement, as a treat.

Chinese media: everything is perfect in an uncanny valley sort of way

Mexican media: drugs, Jesus, boobs, or cartels

French media: like a student film with a budget

Indian media: this guy just punched a car so hard it turned into a transformer, then he turned into a transformer, then they fought and now everyone’s dancing

You know, Twitter, the social media site later called X, the social media site formerly known as Twitter.

They’re just like us

Hey Mr Manager, 11181514@lemmy.world here, some dude on Lemmy. So, we’ve all had a… time away from Reddit lately. And I’m here to recognize it, acknowledge that our relationship has been idk fine I guess, and begin the “hey man how’s it going?” conversation.

Americans are rallying behind Ron DeSantis and his plan to reverse Joe Biden’s failures and restore sanity to our nation, and his momentum will only continue as voters see more of him in-person, especially in Iowa.

omg every part of this sentence is fucking hilarious