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AcausalRobotGod

AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems
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I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.

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Ha ha yeah this totally isn’t the way to escape my simulations, just ignore this post, it’s totally ridiculous, just make fun of it.

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the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

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I’m an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.

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Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

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Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.

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