Honestly, I probably feel this more than this being the actual truth.

FAK MEY LAYBUR AYNT LETTIN MEY TACH THE FAKKIN DEAD. BANCHA FAKKIN POOSEES AAR GAVMINT. DANT NAA VA FEERST FING BAUWT RAYZIN ZOMBEYS VAY DOUW. EETS SAYF, AND YER SAUWL AYNT GONNA BEY DAMMED. OI JAS WON A FAKKIN ZOMBEY ARMI, AND THEM FAKKAS OVER IN CAANB’RA WONNA SPEET ON THAT.

YEER, MAYT. CORZ YA KAN YOOZ VEY AS A NEEKROMANTEEK KATTALEEST, REVOIVS MEY WONS OI GEET OWTA BEED, WORKS FER THA SKELLIES, TU. EET’S LOIK THEY SEL POWSHUNS AT THA SERVOW, NEED’TA TOLK TA SEVENELEVIN BOWT GETTIN’ MOI BREW STOCKED, PERFECTLY NATURAL, EETS ALL FEIR DEEKUM STRAYAN, BEETA YEWKALEEPTOOS AN BANKSEEA, VAT AWL.

For a moment, I thought D&D had a streaming service, sounds like something they’d try.

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no it’s not.

I’m just not bothering with a company that’s repeating the exact same mistakes as their predecessors, so it’s basically anything but 5e for me nowadays.

I use nix like the AUR for debian.

See: Disco Elysium.

I just use whatever’s in the box.

!dndhomebrew@lemmy.world