Carl [he/him]

WE’RE IN 1320 MOTHERFUCKER ALCHEMY IS SO BACK

I played guitar for the first time in like ten years the other day, had fun but also felt like crap because I couldn’t do anything on it.

It could disavow Israel and stop working with it. That’d be nice. Plus like 90% of the world is anti-Israel at this point so it would only piss off America and Israel and Germany.

I agree with you in the broad strokes, but I couldn’t let this fly

the information you have access to is nothing compared to what the people leading China have access to

This was a bad argument when the Dubya defenders made it regarding the War on Terror, and it’s a bad argument now. Regardless of what information the Chinese leadership has access too, I think it is clear that a) China has room to make bigger moves on the international stage than it is currently making and b) many of the moves it is currently making unnecessarily err on the side of caution/imperial collaboration to the detriment of the global socialist project.

Did you hear they’re rolling out a new item called a Subscription Ball?

But they are pretty thick, since that means more impact-absorbing foam.

the dormitories of the African cardinals have been paved over to make room for the new highway

In the 90s the US dropped regulations and some uranium glass is still made today, albeit not as large glassware pieces anymore. Despite the name and the association of uranium with radiation, uranium glass is only negligibly radioactive and totally safe (assuming they didn’t put any lead paint on it).

Getting my car professionally detailed cuz I think I’m probably going to have to drive for uber this month, I lifted up the back seats and found almost an entire dog worth of Husky fur hiding there. Tipped the guy an extra $15 cuz that’s probably the worst car he’ll see all day, lmao

The treatlerites, they’re no good, folks.