CharmOffensive

Lol, you realise the 1. And 2. On a dictionary imply separate contexts, right? You intentionally chose the context for apology that applies to a defence of criticism in literature, not a person to person apology for a mistake made.

You’ve made yourself a clown and now you’re doubling down. It’s so rich, I love it. I’m going to end this little exchange on this delicious high note. Enjoy your weekend with your hand, buddy, because I won’t respond anymore, I’ll just let you impotently stew in it!

Yep, it’s called Bluetooth bone conducting headphones and if you’re that deaf, you should buy a cheap pair. They’re only like $20 on Amazon. Saves you being a loud asshole in public and makes hearing your phone infinitely easier.

Bluetooth is a bigger hastle than just plugging in a wire.

What? Literally every single pair of Bluetooth headphones I own auto connect to my phone by the time I have both buds in my ears.

And all the cheap ones use Micro-B instead of C for charging

I bought a cheap pair of $20 anker ones a couple years ago for gardening and they’re USB c. Even the cheapo taotronics I got from AliExpress were USB c. I don’t think micro has been in use for a while now.

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https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/apology

1. a : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret (see: being sorry, ya incel)

You picked the second definition on Webster’s because the first one made you look like a clown. The second one is even marked “excuse” because it’s being used in the literary sense and not in the sense of apologising to someone.

Fucking lol

No I used my preferred dictionary

Urban dictionary? You skipped the first definition because it included the word sorry and made you look like a moron.

Projection much?

Nah, been happily married 10 years, ya incel. Sounds like I hit a nerve.

It’s the second definition online for me

Which means you intentionally scrolled past the most common definition which requires you to be sorry because it proved you wrong.

The spirit of apology is not saying sorry dude.

Good luck being single the rest of your life lol

I wonder how long you had to scroll to find that one. Taking an overly literal definition instead of understanding the context and spirit of what an apology is: the last bastion of the guy who cares more about winning than being right.

An apology does have to say sorry or it’s just an explanation. If they aren’t sorry, they’re not apologising, they’re just telling you what happened in a way that takes 0 responsibility.

I know all I need to about you from this one simple statement and now realise you’ll be too pig headed to approach this in any way other than antagonistically in a desperate attempt to browbeat the other person into submission. Because for you, it’s not about reaching consensus, it’s about your own ego.

You do you bro, I don’t care enough about anyone in this debate to bother responding anymore. Peace.

They didn’t apologize, they doubled down with some of the most insipid bullshit about pronouns not existing in English and how they’re “depronouning english”, despite defaulting to using the masculine, instead of just saying “oh yeah, I didn’t see the name, I’ll edit my comment”.

You defending some guy who’s wrong for…reasons?