DonPiano

No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

And let’s not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

More like Faux News

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

CHEESE IS NICE!