DonPiano

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

Laughs in Firefox

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

• F.B Purity - Cleans up Facebook

There’s no cleaning that shit up.

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

WHY ALL THE YELLING?

And let’s not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.