GeeDubHayduke
I loved Online when it first released. But, them completely ignoring any kind of SP updates or dlc in favor of shoving more grind into the game to convince you to buy more shark cards really killed it for me. RDROnline just proved that i was correct and they only care about mtx now.
Pity. It’ll be 2027 and a year of good reviews from people i know irl before i try GTA6.
“Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn’t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.”
“Not only does Gatorade bend better, it’s better for you!”
“You share peesha with meesha…?”
Christmas wishes do come true!
Part of the indoctrination i received at military school was to salute the squirrel on post. When i asked if there’s more than one, which one do u salute, i was informed that’s there’s actually just one squirrel, “and it’s damn fast. If you see two or three in a group, that’s just The Squirrel.”
“President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey.”