So he’s pretending to his job for a few days until the next scandal(s) comes out and we all get distracted from the plane.

AI will write them and AI will read them to us.

Only for whole birds, everything else I pretty much low and slow cook so I know its done, and steaks I eat bloody.

Congrats on getting a father capable of rational thought, better late than never.

“This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that’s gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you.”

Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.

Oooh okay, neighbor is in on the plan. That is a good plan!

My husband always says he will “get guns” and I’m always like, how are you gonna get the guns away from the people that already have them? You’re not going to be the first to get to a gun store and you’re not going to beat up the guys who have guns.

How are you going to get the Tanks away from the neighbor? They can fight you off… They have tanks.

This. I am prepping for such a worse outcome than where we are at right now.

I don’t blame them; the rest of the world should do the same. Don’t come here, it’s not safe for you.

Thanks! I love talking about this kind of stuff, even if it is really silly and never going to happen, it’s fun to pretend.